sergal

see cheese.

Person 1: hey I think this sergal joke is overused can't we just-
Person 2: talking cheese wheel haha

by seems like every name's taken January 21, 2021

Sega Dreamcast

The greatest video games console ever made. Ahead of it's time, heck it offered online play in 1999. Offered great games such as Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, Virtua Tennis 1 and 2, Soul Calibur, Marvel vs Capcom and of course introduced us to the NFL 2K series. Sony said that the ps2 was better, many believed it and bought the ps2. The ps2 was not better than the Dreamcast, but because of Sony's bullshit lies, Sega no longer makes consoles and are a shadow of their former selves. Long live the Sega Dreamcast.

Timmy: Remember the Sega Dreamcast?
John: Yeah that thing is like mad old, the ps2 murdered it.
Timmy: Dreamcast was better
John: No it wasn't sony told me so
Timmy: Just play some Dreamcast now
*playing*
John: Fuck me i was wrong, sony lied... the Dreamcast is fucking amazing.

by Dreamcast October 28, 2009

Segalman

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

Sega Saturn

A 32-Bit CD-ROM based video game system developed by SEGA which was released in 1995 and ultimately was a commercial failure outside of the Japanese market. The Saturn was the second console designed during SEGA's "Planet Projects." The other two consoles designed were the SEGA Jupiter which became the 32X and the SEGA Neptune which was canceled before any working prototypes were finished.
The SEGA Saturn was originally designed to be the fastest 2D console on the market, and it still holds this title proudly, but after Sony announced the fully 3D capable Playstation SEGA decided to hastily add 3D capability to the Saturn. The resulting hardware ultimately became the Saturn's downfall. Dual CPUs and the multiple audio and video co-processors brought the Saturn's total processor count to 8. This unorthodox architecture made the Saturn notoriously difficult to program for and discouraged third party developers who decided it would be easier to program games for the Sony Playstation and Nintendo 64 instead. Although the Saturn has more on board RAM and more processing power then the Playstation no game programmers were ever able to fully utilize the Saturn's hardware. The only game ever designed to take full advantage of the Saturn's hardware was Shenmue which unfortunately was never released for the system and was eventually moved to the SEGA Dreamcast. However working demos of Shenmue showed impressively detailed fully 3D environments and animation but because the game was never completed and no new games are being developed for the system the true graphical capabilities of the SEGA Saturn may never be known.

Sega Saturn gone but not forgotten.

by 03specv November 7, 2008

Sega Sunset

A phrase used in place of commuting suicide.

I really miss Dave, it's been 3 years. 3 years since he walked into the sega sunset.

by Theghostofsummerpast October 27, 2017

slugatron

Nice and juicy booty.. this is a Chicago Term. View Korporate on YouTube you will see he uses it a lot.

Shorty got a slugatron on baby.
Her sluggs decent on BD.

by TEE’D Up January 13, 2018

Sega

they just don't care anymore

Sega in the 90's: an actually decent game company that put up a good fight with the big N

Sega now: sonic boom

by Sack o' Flaps September 22, 2019