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Sacramento Civil Servant

The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.

Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.
Borgnine, if you don't behave, the Sacramento Civil Servant will take you away!

If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!
by NVA Barry January 21, 2006
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The Disrespectful Servant

TDS was defined this could also be the disrespectful soldier. Imagine you have that unconditional love you are looking for. You love everyone without the condition they love you back. Imagine it was your destiny to be martyred for everyone by crucifixion. You carried out your destiny to the point of being hung on a cross and you are suffering the worst torture you can imagine. Your faith is strong and you cry out to God: "Father, into Your Hands, I commit My Spirit." A soldier is coming to end your suffering with the spear of destiny. The soldier says: "At first, I figured if you could last three days on the cross I would be satisfied. Then after watching you suffer a week it got easier to watch. So I moved it to a month and told myself I would be satisfied. Then Watching you suffer got easier and less satisfying. I started checking on you less frequently. I still cannot believe you are godlike even though you have hung there for over two decades."

Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.

This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.

The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022
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customer servant

n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.
At our location we have various forms of customer servants:

Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.
by Chariot Sideswipe June 29, 2007
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civil servant

An employee of the state who is rarely civil or a servant of the people. Politically correct to the nth degree, usually to the exclusion of common sense and proportion. Protected from the ravages of the commercial world by contracts written by other civil servants, minimal working hours, maximum holidays and generous pensions all at the expense of taxpayers actually working and being productive in the private sector are the norm. Often on sick leave, obstensibly because of "stress", but if actually at work most likely to be having a coffee, emailing friends, and convening pointless meetings where nothing gets decided and actions are not acted on.

Nice work if you can get it, and if you do its a job for life, as no matter how incompetent, lazy or just plain stupid you are, its almost impossible to get fired. Brilliant.
Ask people to word-associate with 'Civil Servant', and you might get things like 'grey suit', 'bowler hat', 'faceless bureaucrat' and 'lazy incompetent boring waste of taxpayers' money'. And that's just from female ex-Prime Ministers.
by A civil servant June 23, 2006
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Indentured Servant

A submissive, toothless but otherwise denture wearing, geriatric female that willingly submits to her Dom by performing sloppy, wet, toothless head aka Hot Gummy or Underwater Gummy.
Frank's volunteer work at the local geriatric center and swim complex enabled him to regularly satisfy his need for Dom/Sub relationships and feed his penchant for toothless head from a number of indentured servants.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
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Public Servant

Gee, I can't wait to see what new decrees, agencies, wars, and taxes our public servants in Washington crap out tomorrow!
by KAB Import, AB January 12, 2011
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the lazy servant

a girl uses the toilet while sucking a guys dick
Tennesse-"You ever get a lazy servant from a fat girl?"
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."
by RussD707 January 2, 2012
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