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syphilis

1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade
1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom
by wrong or right? April 20, 2007
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Black Syphilis

A pseudo-legendary STD with a probable origin in East Asia. According to hearsay the malignant bacteria manifests many of the same symptoms as standard syphilis, but does so with alarming speed and terminality. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment or cures for Black Syphilis. According to fable, the tertiary phase of the disease results in the infected decay of one's genitals, and in men, will supposedly cause the pecker to eventually rot off.

Rumor of the disease’s existence first circulated among US military personnel occupying post-WW2 Japan in the late 1940s and later during the Korean War. The myth of Black Syphilis proliferated throughout the Asian world and among American military personnel during the Vietnam conflict, although strangely very few known bonifide cases have been medically documented. Today the disease is rumored to exist primarily in Thailand. In the American military, it is rumored that should a person contract the dreaded disease abroad that they would be forbidden from reentering the US.
Stay out of the brothels in Bangkok! If you get the Black Syphilis they won't let you back home!
by Jypsy April 7, 2008
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Kenny McCormick died of syphilis after getting a BJ at TGI Friday's
by L0Ljoker124 October 21, 2010
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Black Syphilis

A very fast incurable STD found in the Far East that lesds to death pretty damn quick.
During the Vietnam War it has been rumored that a lot of our MIA's were the victims of "Black Syphilis" and detained and isolated untill they died..
by Luckier Than Shit April 26, 2009
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syphilist

A list of things to do that you don't want that someone gives you, like syphilis.
Uggghh...my dad gave me a syphilist of things to do around the house. I hate watering the plants!
by Koalaman September 8, 2010
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Super Saiyan Syphilis

It's that Summer breeze female whose Facebook photo looks nothing like she does in person who lies about having sex with your boyfriend, lies about even knowing him, Medicare frauding, pock Mark scar having, filter using piece of shit bitch.
Girl: hey I met this chick named Kristina at work today.

Guy: oh? How I think I know who you talking about, that manager at the Breeze?

Girl: yeah she don't know you. I thought my mom came into the office when I seen her Super Saiyan Syphilis ass come through the door.
by Executiveproducerjo December 23, 2019
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Blakus-Syphilis-Itis

Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
by Doug Dimmadome October 9, 2012
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