Selam

Beautiful and full of life; not judgemental. Genuinely happy and sincere. No matter what, will always stand by your side and accept you for who you are. Makes mistakes and learns from them fast. Doesnt get mad easily and is very forgiving.

Selam was in the kitchen this morning with her green eggs and ham.

by Mark Garo January 10, 2009

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Selam

An amazing person who laughs at everything she likes hanging out with her friends and never leaves out pple she is an amazing person to be wiv

There’s selam let’s go to her 😸

by Misspepper5483 June 21, 2018

Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015

salami pouch

vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, ax wound, stink hole, stink pocket.

I put my cock in her salami pouch.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.

*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.

by That1guy626 August 28, 2016