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Signature Watch

A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".

a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.

2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.

3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.

4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.

And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com
Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!
by The Casio collector December 2, 2021
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Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
by Gregggssss April 26, 2012
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Razcar signature

Performed by a Nascar fanatic, when one ejaculates on a woman's chest. There are two variations to the signature; cursive and manuscript. Cursive when the man straddles the babe who is laying down and finishes 89'ing her and blows the load on her chest. Manuscript is when the man is standing and the women is on her knees, holding her tits ready to be covered in jizz. Performing the Razcar signature often produces city wide fame, high fives from your buds, and unchecked curiosity from women.
Brady: "Hey Dustin, what did you do last night?"
Dustin: "Well I had my babeski over and gave her a Razcar signature she'll never forget!"
Brady: "Nice! Cursive or manuscript?"
Dustin: "Manuscript, she didn't even know what was coming at her!"

Tom: "I had this chicks shirt off last night so I whipped out "Mr. Ballpoint Pen" and gave her a creamy Razcar signature."
by Razcar May 17, 2010
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Seina

Seina is some really rad chick, who's easy going and is known as "One of the boys".
Cute, and has got an epic sense of humour. Best kind of personality, people to seem to fall for a lot.
"Hey, is that Seina?"
"Yeah it is, fuck she's hot aye"
"Yeah bruh, would tap"
by Dylan1243 August 19, 2014
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signal boost

Posting to a community forum (mailing list, social networking site, discussion board) in hopes of getting more attention for an event or cause. This is not the primary or first announcement, but rather one of many auxiliary posts or cross-posts to communities with individuals who are likely to take interest.
*Signal boost: Race against Lupus on Saturday!*

If you haven't heard, we're planning a fund-raising race this weekend to support research on SLE. Become a sponsor! Web site: ...
by phyzome January 4, 2010
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ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.
P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature
by Niccck June 29, 2020
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Unplug the Signal

v. to turn off "the signal", which is the constant flow of information that is transmitted by the television 24 hours a day.

"Unplug the Signal" is a campaign to turn off televisions across the country. It draws attention to the gross manipulation of reality that is broadcast by the six major corporations controlling the content of television. The television has been used as a weapon of mass deception for the last half of a century as it manages society and culture through such techniques as perception management, predictive programming, and crisis creation. Unplugging the Signal is of urgent concern for the television remains our greatest threat to individual sovereignty and the largest obstacle to becoming a truly informed individual.
Unplug the signal!

Currently, pockets of resistance are beginning to spring up everywhere as some unplug the signal and regain control of their own thoughts.

I don't watch TV and will never regret that I unplugged the signal.

Been unplugged for 4 years.
by Jim McKormick June 16, 2011
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