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Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
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Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
by tobefree July 13, 2021
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sheeters

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."
by bartfarkel October 13, 2008
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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.
"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."
by keifermail August 23, 2008
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sweeterting

A cutee girl, someone's who very pretty and everyone loves
She's a sweeterting
by Sweeterting March 14, 2017
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sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.
Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.
by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011
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