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sexless

someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.
Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA
by Your uncle September 18, 2007
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Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"
I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!
by L.Secret December 9, 2016
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sexless peon

The sexless peon

The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.

Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
'Dude ever since Mark grew pubes he's become a sexless peon…’
by gingerless August 4, 2011
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seedless

a random form of saying sweet,cool,nice,good job. formed in a dorm room around 2 am when the word was randomly blurted out. and was instantly used in everyday vocabulary. cought on by the words catchyness and absurdity. can also be randomly blurted out to fill in for awkward silence.
your Facebook post:bout to get my swag on tonight at the club

friends comment: seedless ;)

... alone with roomate silently studying...
...you say: seedless.
by bushy hooded warrior November 15, 2011
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Seedless

To get belligerently, or completely drunk. Typically or usually with good, close friends.
Dude! Phil, Dan, and I went out and got totally seedless!

or

Well guys, Looks like we all need to get seedless tonight.
by Phil_on_uni May 4, 2010
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seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.
Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy
by whky April 26, 2014
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Sexless

1.)SEXLESS:- is the name of the band I play in.

We are a three-piece Dirty-Punk-Rock band.

We are from Surrey, England.

To date we have played two gigs.

We will hopefully have allot more gigs in the near future.

We have a shit website, www.s-lesspunk.tk

2.)SEXLESS:- Someone who has no sex.
SEXLESS:-

Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!
by Stephen Foy July 17, 2004
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