a sexytary, or personal assistant in modern-day terminology, who performs his/her duties to the best of his/her sartorial abilities.
Meet Dara, my new secretarty.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
by princessetamtam November 11, 2009
Get the secretarty mug.When engaging in coitus with rear entry (doggie style) one hooks his ring and middle finger into the female's mouth bilaterally to provide leverage and minimize the talking. Thus mimicking riding a race horse.
by Freeloading Rusty February 22, 2011
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The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.
Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"
You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!
You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!
by boomsham777 May 12, 2011
Get the Secretary of Offense mug.a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.
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Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
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Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
by Reign City December 13, 2007
Get the Suckretary mug.(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;
(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?
Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
by choogil February 12, 2012
Get the secretarial assistance mug.This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
Get the Secretary’s ass mug.The head of the United States Department of State, whom is often seen as the chief foreign advisor and diplomat (besides the President) in the United States. He or she must be appointed by the President of the United States and confirmed by the United States Congress before he or she can take the oath of office. He or she serves at the cabinet level for as long as the appointing President is in power.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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