Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.
He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.
by Bohopoetgirl February 18, 2011
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Secondhand Semen

The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.
"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."
by Puckslut1223 March 25, 2013
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secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
by Chris Kipp June 25, 2007
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Secondhand Annoyed

When a listener becomes annoyed by the content revolving around the content and/or protagonist of a story, when in fact, they were not an original witness.
I heard a story about how this little punk in my friend's class reminded the teacher to collect the homework. I instantly got secondhand annoyed and wanted to pound his bitch ass.
by Sassy Sparkle Princess February 13, 2013
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Secondhand Sunscreen

Secondhand sunscreen is the unwanted spray of sunscreen you receive from the a**hole who uses the whole can of sunscreen on themselves.
I was at the beach and I was about to apply sunscreen, when the guy next to me unloaded his can all over himself thus getting me. I didn't need sunscreen because he got me too. Talk about secondhand sunscreen.
by which hunt? September 08, 2010
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secondhand serenade

A very kickass acoustic/rock/emo band. It is a one man band led by John Vesely.
by xSecondhand Serenadex :] June 21, 2006
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Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.
by CCRfromAFFY May 15, 2010
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