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Seatbelt Cleavage

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The placement of the seatbelt between a womans breats while driving. Causing them to be more noticeable
(passenger to driver) Hey bro, check out that seatbelt cleavage!!
by Ry79 December 20, 2009
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Seatbelt Fairy

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the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009
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seatbelt enema

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happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.
mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!
by whoknowswhat456 February 24, 2020
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Seatbelt Nazi

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Often a person who is driving a vehicle, who INSISTS that you wear your seatbelt at ALL times. If you defy the seatbelt nazi, shit will hit the fan, word.
Andre "Dude, your Mom is a total seatbelt nazi!"

Rissa " I know, don't defy her, or she'll become SATAN! Word."
by MsRishah March 31, 2009
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seatbelt bondage

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When your seatbelt suddenly refuses to let out slack, inexplicably thinking that you're crashing. This only gets worse as you try to give it some slack to make it unbind, but only end up squeezing yourself in tighter. Eventually, the victim will either unbuckle or suffocate.
John tried to escape by sucking in and letting out some slack, but it was too late; he was in seatbelt bondage.
by HoboAC March 29, 2008
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when female breasts are devided by a car seat belt ,in a way to make the breasts more defined, leaving less to the imagination .
I almost drove off the road checking out her seatbelt boobie.
by spydirman70 March 12, 2014
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Seatbelt Steeple

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When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...
Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!
by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019
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