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thumbs down stalkers 

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions for no reason.
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Slackers 

A third wave ska band that plays trad.

Good songs:
Married Girl
Yes it's True
Come Back Baby
Rude and Reckless
The Slackers' live performance is like a three hour party
Slackers by skaskaska October 10, 2004

slackership 

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.
Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.
slackership by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma
A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.

Stalkerstache 

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.
Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."
Stalkerstache by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

Midnight Snackers 

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.
GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!
Midnight Snackers by chevronsup August 27, 2011