break the seal 

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.

break the seal by matkillah November 20, 2002

hungry seal 

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.

"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."

hungry seal by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011

Seal Boat 

When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.

I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.

Seal Boat by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019

sax seal 

the best thing in the world

this is the link to the best thing is in the hashtag area

sax seal is dooooooooooooooooooope

sax seal by wabbit boy April 4, 2019

Navy Seal Team 6 

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!

Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!

Navy Seal Team 6 by We Got Him! May 25, 2011

french seal 

A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.

We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.

french seal by Organomics January 9, 2020

Seal Sunday 

The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal

"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"

Seal Sunday by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020