When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.
by Ontario April 5, 2008
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When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
by vengstro June 27, 2006
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A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
by Twaggleton August 17, 2010
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by Preachers August 24, 2010
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The act of bedding the not-so elusive Sea Donkey
noun- The noisy emissions made by the creature during the act
The act of bedding the not-so elusive Sea Donkey
noun- The noisy emissions made by the creature during the act
"Man! Jackson did some serious sedonking last night!"
"I know! I heard the sedonk from across the hall!"
"I know! I heard the sedonk from across the hall!"
by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
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verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
verb
the act of rubbing ones genitals vigorously on a victims face until the victim passes out
(1)
He shadonkled the chance to get laid.
(2)
Dan shadonkled that guy on that last League of Legends team fight.
(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Dan just gave that guy the ol' shadonkle in that last team fight of League of Legends.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
You had better stop while you're ahead before you get shadonkled.
by bareMinimum March 2, 2020
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