Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

scutterbug

being in the bottom of a social circle, also another word for gossip.

don't be such a scutterbug!

by thetreeoutside October 15, 2010

Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.

Would you ever shut up, ya scutterin' gobshite ?

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

Soutie

Short for "Soutpiel".Derogatory term for English person. Literally means salt penis. Someone with one foot in England, the other in South Africa and the other bit hanging in the sea!

Soutie's kan nie rugby speel nie

by frankstank May 5, 2010

slutiest

a girl that has the most qualities of a slut.

Cecilia is the slutiest girl in the school.

by I'llnevertellu April 13, 2008

SHUTIE

Highest form of compliment to a beloved person.

Level 1 (lowest): Cutie
Level 2 (middle): Hutie (hot Cutie)
Level 3 (highest): Shutie (sexy, hot Cutie)

Look at this Shutie!
Nugget, you are my one and only Shutie in this world. I love you.

by Mietzilovesnugget February 26, 2022

schtien

Someone that doesn't respect others, and just acts like an idiot all the time.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm flipping all the display cases in this store"
Guy 2: "... schtien"

by Mahvel Baybee August 25, 2009