scuba diving

The act of placing ones head up a others bum hole and breathing on their farts. this is different than snorkoling which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling out to breath.

Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do

Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty

by C-LOW25 November 22, 2010

scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

by dan November 25, 2003

scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.

"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"

by andrew November 27, 2003

scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.

Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010

scruba diving

Engaging in heterosexual coital sex under water while wearing scuba diving equipment.

Janice and I spent our vacation scruba diving in the islands.

by Cayman Joe March 1, 2007