When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
Get the Fail Scratcher mug.A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.
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Get the National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day mug.by De Jesus July 25, 2007
Get the scrumches mug.Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.
Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?
Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.
Oh balls dude.
Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.
Oh balls dude.
by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010
Get the Belly Scratcher mug.an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together
by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019
Get the scrunchie mug.Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
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