Scottie Slippin

noun, adjective: A word evolved from the all time great Chicago Bull, Scottie Pippen: If someone is slackin, trippin, failin, or on tilt; straight wack

"Damn dawg, you didn't take that jaun home wit you the other night? Damn dawg, you Scottie Slippin.

by C--Nooch5 April 24, 2011

Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

Scottish Tails

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019

SCROTTY FAN

A fan, generally electric, that is commonly used to accelerate the evaporative process of nad sweat.

Joe's scrotty fan is going to burn out it's motor if it doesn't cool down in this office.

by Robert Zavaro December 27, 2008

scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scrotted

When your doin anal and your bitch farts on your dick

Carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his penis

by mrtraplord December 10, 2015