An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.
by rudezombie December 30, 2004
a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"
"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...
by gg.rub June 27, 2006
Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.
Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"
Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"
by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010
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by ChristineW March 31, 2006
by Thadius Miller January 18, 2004
Scrotch is the little bit of backwash beer in the bottom of the can that has reached the temperature of your crotch, this is caused by the can resting in between your legs when sofa bound, nothing worse than warm crotch beer
by Fatbirdsdontfly March 20, 2009