scrantastic

Word used to describe asshole drunks who are from the Scranton, Pennsylvania Area. Originally started in 2003.

"Dude where you from?"
I'm Scrantastic!
"Oh, Scranton sweet."

by skid November 21, 2004

scrotation

1. Scrotation, comes from scrotum & rotation. Refering to a "rotation" while scratching ones nutsack. Example: at a job, (i.e. workshift), also commonly used amongst Vanier Lifeguards when changing guarding positions.

1. Scrotation! ... SCROTATION!!! ... GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!

2. I scrotated the tires on my Lada yesterday, what a job.

by Big Toker April 14, 2003

Scrotateous

To have an abnormally large scrotum. The sack is often larger than most and hangs lower down. The size of the penis is not a factor in being a scrotateous individual.

Example 1
Rick: Did you see Vlad in the shower yesterday?
Dmitry: No I didn't, whats all the talk about?
Rick: Man, he is one scrotateous being.

Example 2
Jack: The doctor was surprised when I went into my physical.
Andrew: What? Why, they've seen it all.
Jack: Apparently he says I am very scrotateous.

by Kid in a sandbox January 7, 2008

Scrontch

Smaller than small, tinier than tiny.

Hey, could you turn the radio down just a scrontch?

by ScrotchThis June 11, 2006

Scrotatorium

A museum, shrine or photo album dedicated to scrotum's.

My ex was so fascinated with taking pictures of his scrotum I told him he should go submit it in the hall of fame at the scrotatorium.

by Mystique8186 November 22, 2011

scrotational pull

When the size of a man's penis causes women to be attracted to him.

I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.

by King Glans June 22, 2012

shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018