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toats mgoats dr. scrots

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots
by cabargstadt May 5, 2010
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Scroaterboat

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat
"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"
by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013
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Scroat

An inferior, Lawless member of society
'he smells like a scroat'
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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Scroatee

A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.
Some Girl: I was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherfuckers scroatee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.

Some girls friend: U serious? he must have Some mad style to be sportin' such a mean ball beard
by Je23 January 17, 2008
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Scroass

The bit of loose skin between a man's anus and his scrotum gets hairy during puberty impossible to shave has flaps because it gets squashed

Women like licking it even though guys think it's gay
Guy 1: A girl licked my scroass last night it was weird as
Guy 2: Duuuuuude that's gross

Guy 3: I mean I'd kinda like my scroass getting licked
by Jgiemmniay March 20, 2019
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scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.
"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."
by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008
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Scrotscratcher

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.
Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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