Who the screw

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.

Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!

by Allen October 9, 2006

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

screw around

1.having frivolous sex
2.playing, or wasting time
3.when someone is just kidding

1.Mary is a slut because all she does is screw around with every guy she knows.
2.We didnt do anything, I was screwing around with some friends at the park.
3.Don't get mad i was just screwing around with you.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

loose screw

crazy; silly; mad; lunatic; loony; insane

"She's a little loose screw for talking like that to us."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

Jackpot screw

Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.

Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she's the proud wife of millionaire.

by Francisco Sp April 1, 2007

Full Screw

Nickname for the British Army rank of corporal (not to be confused with lance corporal).

Full screw, man. Got it last week!

by antrobed October 30, 2010

screw up

someone who messes up consistently

Your failing, Jimmy?! I swear it, you're gettin to be a screw up.

by Nicole February 16, 2004