Scandirito's Law

A term coined by Michael Scandirito in response to Peggy Noonan's WSJ Opinion article titled "Get Ready for the Struggle Season" (posted on March 7th, 2019). It is inspired by the adage Godwin's Law. Whereas Godwin's Law refers to online discussions that have a reached a point in which there is a higher probability of encountering comparisons to Nazis and / or Hitler, Scandirito's Law refers to a higher likelihood that journalists will appeal rhetorically to the biases of specific political orientations during significant social events by comparing their ideological opponents' approaches to those of the Cultural Revolution.

Source:

Noonan, P. (2019). Get ready for the struggle season. WSJ Opinion.

This article strongly reflects Scandirito's Law since the author is drawing serious comparisons between people using hashtags on Twitter and the assassins of the Cultural Revolution.

by Pan-Love March 8, 2019

Sister scandal

When someone spills some scalding hot tea and it’s totally scandalous

Did you hear Becky’s pregnant? Ikr what a sister scandal

by lylaaaa October 6, 2018

Scandinavian belt buckle

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

Handle That Scandal

get your shit done. to go for it. do it.

"i wanna see whats crackin with that girl"
"go get her number homie. Handle that scandal yo"

by BAOH1 October 5, 2009

scandigger

A girl who flirts with you just to use your scanner.

Bro 1: Bro! That chick was totally into you. She was hitting on you!
Bro 2: Nah man! She just wanted to allow me to let her use my scanner
Bro 1: What a scandigger!

by Bigdaddysteez January 4, 2014

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.

"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

by I skeet freely January 28, 2009

Scandy snap

Scandalous Snapchat’s aka scandy snaps. Not to be confused with nudies, scandy snaps are sexy revealing snapchats you send to be flirty without showing it all.

I’m going to send him a scandy snap instead of a nudie because he’s out with his friends but I want him to know how sexy I look right now

by Annie.Goodie January 30, 2018