After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.
by kem. April 5, 2008
this is adressed to the wee nobber ollie....and the other fannys who need a kick and a gralloch - we are scots. scotch is never used by scots to describe another scot.
you know the drill. scotch whisky, scotch broth and scotch beef. not scotch man. god that sounds so stupid...scotch man. get it right you foreign twat. failte gu albannach, sassenach. alba gu brath.
by man eilean dubh November 2, 2006
A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
by The Colonel December 2, 2004
East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.
by Edword July 31, 2006
The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 18, 2006
by Hamish August 20, 2004
An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)
by Feralphil September 17, 2018