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Scoring Dildos

The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.
Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now
by sean sheldon January 16, 2008
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Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat
When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.
by kagz123 February 24, 2008
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Scoring Like Mad

Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.
Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!
by scoring like mad May 15, 2010
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scoring eagle

Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five
by C_Wice November 25, 2015
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.
I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.
by Irish Gav July 5, 2021
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scoring pole

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.
by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023
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