schoink

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

by imnotella April 9, 2021

Scoils

A woman with good vagina or sex. Comes from the word oils and can be substituted with "oils" and "to the oils"

"Shorty had the scoils I nutted in 24 seconds like a shot clock"

"I can tell she got the scoils, my homie said that shit was oils"

by From Da P September 17, 2021

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

scintillating

A word that Big Shaq uses to make people think that he's smart when in reality, he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

Big Shaq: (in some weird ass Jamaican accent) "We can talk in the daytime."
Snoochie Shy: "Oh.. yeah."
Big Shaq: "You're quite..... sCiNtiLLaTiNg."
Snoochie Shy: "Scintillating?"
Big Shaq: "YeaAH."
Snoochie Shy: "Nice oh well define that"
Big Shaq: "WhAt's tHat?"
Snoochie Shy: "Define it."
Big Shaq: "DeFine WhAt?"
Snoochie Shy: "Scintillating."

Big Shaq: "YoU DeFiNE iT!"
Snoochie Shy: (*alright, this guy is retarded*) "You define it, you said it."

**CUE THE 'CURB YOUR MEME' MUSIC**

Big Shaq: (*tries to make up an excuse and comes up with bullshit*) "English is not one of my stronger subjec-
Snoochie Shy: "Well thanks, I'm glad you said it."

Big Shaq: (*looks to camera in despair)

by Tyler Tutor September 15, 2019

Sching

What your friends yell when, during a night out drinking, you become extremely tired, slur your speech and eventually fall asleep. The sound of the reaper's scythe when he catches up with you.

Look at Barnes! He might have had one too many. SCHING!!

by Shames September 26, 2017

scondulli

An alternative vocabularic choice used as opposed to its true meaning, which is allegdly 'money'.

"More Scondulli to man"
"Ay large one, you absolute jokeman, JOKEMAN, YOU'RE A JOKEMAN. If scondulli means money, why don't you just say money, before I come and I'll slap your tummy"

by L'Homme Grande des Extrémités February 25, 2021

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017