Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.

by Px3 December 30, 2009

Schzurp

The sound of a booty jumping on Lil' Wayne's lap, comparable to the sound a large truck makes when it goes into reverse.

Also, the sound of intercourse.

"I'll make that ass jump like schzurp schzurp"

"Dude, I heard you and your booty call last night. All I heard was schzurp schzurp and I couldn't sleep. Keep the schzurp down next time."

by Instereotegrilatorialator March 16, 2010

Side Schwerpcing

To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.

He's been side schwerpcing all evening.

by FuriousHelm September 26, 2009

Mr.scherping

an amazing man made out of pure steel his feet are ten feet long he is the scherping

hes so cool hes a Mr.scherping

by qswrgfasg November 27, 2019