Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise

That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009

Ka-Schwing

It's the word Scwing with a "Kah" sound at the beginning.
Used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin' hot, but gives you a boner so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.

Dudeski 1: Dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?

Dudeski 2: Yeah, my dick Ka-Schinged so hard I think I ripped off some skin. I even shouted "Ka-Schwing"!

Dudeski 1: So that's why you fell over. And it explains the groin cast.

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

Schwing Demon

The most attractive woman in the vicinity. Also the highest way to describe a woman in the schwing caste system. Schwing, Schwinger, SCHWING DEMON

Dude look at that chick over there! She is a schwing demon!
Schwing Demons are swinging from ceiling at this joint!

by ChrisTomato September 15, 2009

Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.

"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

by HectorA September 3, 2008

schwing!

A famous and a wise word from Wayne and Garth. Legendary in some countries. Dan and Connors way to get girls.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

-Hot girl walks by-

"Schwing!" (While thrusting the hips forward)

by garthforpresident November 5, 2013