Schnibbles

Little scraps of paper that are on the table and floor after cutting paper with scissors

When you are finished cutting the paper to make snowflakes, pick up your schnibbles

by Clearlake Liz May 13, 2005

Schwindelfreude

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.

I was reading your most informed article on explosion of the G spot scam. As a matter of fact I am in grip of Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,800,000.00) and need your co-operation to use this Money without any problem for research schwindelfreude in this G spot area. I would appreciate the names and contact details of all the female twins you mention.
Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"

by genericwaz January 7, 2010

Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

by M. Veener March 27, 2010

schnibbles

a term that comes out of the Upper Midwest of the US commonly used to refer to little bits of paper. Not actually based on anything German, but German-sounding due to the Lutheran culture of the area (hence the spelling.)

1)the rough edges of notebook paper after it's been ripped out of said notebook
2)the holes that get punched out of hole-punched paper
3)the remains of a piece of paper after it has been torn to little bits
4)little bits of garbage in general

Don't even think about leaving those schnibbles all over the floor, pick them up and throw them away!

by Sweet Georgia Peach May 28, 2004

Schwabble

N Too much teeth during fallacio or the damage afterwords

That girl gave me too much schwabble

by Mike October 29, 2003

schwibby

1.lame or boring
2.ugly or repulsive
3.aggro

dude, that chick is so schwibby!

by Nerd-E Man December 29, 2007

Schwobblenork

Pronounced Sh-wobble-nork

As a noun: The epitome of a fool.
If someone is a schwobblenork they are one of the reasons that the generations are becoming dumber and dumber.
Schwobblenorks are also commonly hypocrites and do ridiculous things such as call other people ignorant and of course also be ignorant themselves. They tend to think they are the coolest thing since the air conditioner.

As a verb: If someone is schwobblenorking they are engaging in the act of killing off other people's brain cells with their own words/actions.

As a noun: He was such a schwobblenork. He would stand up, pull his jeans up to where they belonged, and then pull them down just before he sat back in his seat.

As a verb: When Liz asked what I was doing I told her that I was listening to Jack schwobblenork. He was arguing with Chris and all of his arguments contradicted themselves. He'd been schwobblenorking for the past hour.

by Schwobbs Norks June 12, 2014