schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

by emmersem June 30, 2010

Dirty Schwerman

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.

I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!

by Your students September 8, 2006

Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

Schweef

When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth

Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?

by BIGDCK October 28, 2014

Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

by felonius November 16, 2006

schweet

a variation of the exclamation "sweet", but usually in a very high-pitched voice. the e's might also be dragged out for extended periods of time. pretty cool the first time you say it, but after about number two or three of saying it, gets very annoying. use caution when saying excesseively, you might get bitch-slapped.

"man your new ride is schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
"true, true."

by Justin March 3, 2005