schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwarzenegger

Funny actor, funny governor. In the process of rescuing California (Pronounced CAHL E FOUR KNEE UHHH) from random terroists that threaten to blow up California with a bunch of explosives.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is also proficiant in firing an M-60 with one arm with perfect accuracy. He has also mastered holding and firing two assault rifles at the same time, WHILE dislodging a 8 foot pipe from a wall amd chucking it as if was a spear and impaling the one who was unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the aforementioned pipe. Another noteworth mention, is that he can wipe out an entire army without even as much as a single scratch, as seen in the movie commando

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

schwarzenger

Schwarzenger means sexy

Leah: look at him!
Nicole: he’s a.....
Both: Schwarzenger!!!

by Nico Brow November 4, 2020

schwarzenegger

Hollywood muscleman with an impressive array of bodybuilding titles, including multiple Mr. UNIVERSE, Olympia and World. Even has his own bodybuilding competition. The king of one liners

"If it bleeds, you can kill it"- Predator

"Fuck you, asshole" - Terminator

"Hasta la vista, baby" - T2

"I'll be back"- T1

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH"- All his movies

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

by kegmeister June 1, 2004

Angus Schwarzenbob

A superhero with every power ever created, meaning he is basically the awesomest dude. A metaphor describing a person with a lot of talents or a spaceman.

Angus Schwarzenbob

by Dood McDoodpants May 3, 2009

Schwarzenator

Best Band Ever! Entirely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies...with song titles such as Conan, End of Days, Commando, etc. Check out their sword-wielding dolphins at www.myspace.com/schwarzenatormusic

Dude 1: I think I saw the best band ever last night...Schwarzenator! Dude 2: *punch* Shut the F up...

by Desu Yo June 16, 2009