schwifty

To "get schwifty" is to work efficiently toward a set of stated corporate goals or outcomes while upholding and promoting core values of the enterprise.

"Wow, that guy is really getting schwifty on the floor over there"

by Schwiftinator May 25, 2016

schwasty face

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

Schwifty

The ultimate sex apeal

Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get SCHWIFTY in here.

by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017

Schwastypants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally schwastypants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

schwifty bulldops

Oohhh yeaahh,
You gotta get Schwifty in here.

Get me Schwifty Bulldops, you gotta get him in here if we want a chance to live ok. Just do it, sheez!

by AlHessa January 20, 2020

Schwifty

The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.

“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty

by Sandowji276 March 2, 2022

Schwifty

Part of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Cromulons (from the Cygnus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your pants or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yeah, you gotta get schwifty!"

by Sir Dr. Shitface April 9, 2018