Schulman

Extremely tiny penis.

I couldn't feel it when he stuck the schulman in.

by Justin Schulman May 16, 2009

schlamastic

A female's chest.

"Damn dude, that chick has nice schlamastic."

by jaster May 12, 2004

schalaman

An Interesting creature often called "Schalamanator." It hunts alone.

Ruuuunnnnn! its a Schalaman!!!

by #ClashRoyaleGodKing June 5, 2017

schlamalamadingdong

means having a dick that is worth slamming against a table

omg owen your schlamalamadingdong is so big.

by samjefferson.trueamerican May 26, 2021

Shmulamarced

The emotion you feel when your brain is melting, but you have to meet a deadline in two weeks.

Kaylee: I have a project due in two weeks and I'm feeling stressed. I wish there was a word for that.

Moon: There is! That's kinda shmulamarced, dawg.

by Shmulamarcedlover June 17, 2024

Mrs.Schulman

Our annoying pod teacher that doesn’t shut up

“Bro Mrs.Schulman wrote me up just because I put Rickroll on google classroom” (true story btw) ((I have no regrets))

by tAr-tAr-TaGLIA November 14, 2022