Schroedingers silence

"Schroedingers silence" is a situation where on an online chat, the chat partner suddenly becomes silent, as if ignoring. But in fact, it is quite impossible to know if the partner is the latter, or simply away from the keyboard.
These situations can only be one or the other, as soon as the Schroedingers silence is opened, E.G. having a second partner check if he will get an answer when chatting with the first partner: If no answer is given back, the Schroedingers silence has been open, and one can conclude that the partner is indeed AFK. However if the partner do answer, the Schroedingers silence has been opened aswell, and one can now conclude that the partner is ignoring.

chat 1
Self: so hey how is it going?
Partner 1: Yeah, its going good
Self: Got any new games lately
*Partner 1 does not answer for a period of time*
Self: Hey, did you get any or what?
*Still no answer*

chat 2
Self: Hey i think Partner 1 is in a Schroedingers silence
Partner 2: Yeah il check in.
Self: Thanks

chat 3
Partner 2: Hey Partner 1, i heard you got a new dog
*Partner 1 does not answer for a period of time*

chat 2
Partner 2: The Schroedingers silence has been opened, Partner 1 is AFK.
Self: Thanks bud.

by Dinkledinker May 16, 2013

Schroedinger’s Slut

A woman can be a slut and a “saint” at the same time.

Your woman could dress nicely, act feminine, and be pleasant to be around. She could also have had a gangbang with the football team one month ago. These two things don’t contradict each other or result in anomalies. It is possible for both events to exist at the same time, thereby proving Schroedinger’s Slut theory.

by Yung poon November 27, 2017

Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.

I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.

by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.

Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.

by Esa4 September 5, 2019

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

Schroeder classic

The Schroeder classic is when you get dog shit as a topping for ice cream

Guy 1.) Dude I just ordered the Schroeder classic!
Guy 2.) What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fleff April 24, 2021

Hunter Schroeder

A man with a such a chiseled physique, he can score any girls he wants. Most likely the best soccer player you have ever met, and has the best hair of all the males on the planet. Despite having a weak shoe game, he drives a hot red Audi, giving him the power to slay any pussy of his choosing.

Drew: Hey I think I’m going to flirt with that girl.

Ben: No dude, only Hunter Schroeder could score her

by Flying Snake77 October 12, 2019