Schrödinger's flirt

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it

Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019

Schpong

A game played with any number of people using a plastic cup. The game is normally played sitting and involves keeping the plastic cup from hitting the ground using any body part but primarily the hands then feet. The name is derived from the sound the cup makes during the game

"Never schpong down!!" as the cup will hit the floor

by ertang March 16, 2010

schrödinger's cock

Schrödinger's cock: a cock, a flask of whiskey, and a porno magazine are placed in a sealed box. If an externalal monitor detects alcohol, the flask is shattered, releasing the whiskey, which kills the boner. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cock is simultaneously erect and flacid. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cock either erect or flacid not both erect and flacid. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.Schrödinger's cock is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.1 It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cock that may be simultaneously both erect and flacid,2345678 a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.

He has a Schrödinger's cock. Everytime I look it changes states!

by pen15inme February 19, 2018

schrödinger's emoticon

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by eruat October 4, 2014

Scharzing

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat

The cat is both here and not here, while simultaneously being neither here, nor there. The cat cannot be nowhere, yet the cat is not everywhere. However, it may be anywhere, but it can only be somewhere. So, where is it?

"C'mon, just give up, already! You've been looking for that thing for hours! You might as well be looking for Schrodinger's Cheshire Cat!"

"But it has to be here. I've already looked everywhere, and I haven't found it anywhere. Perhaps if I start looking nowhere, I may end up finding it somewhere!"

"I swear you've gone mad, Bro."

"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad, here."

by RuBBa_cHiKiN December 1, 2009

Schrodinger's compliment

When a girl compliments a guy and he has to figure out if she is flirting or just being nice, leaving the compliment in duel state of both an act of friendship and of flirting until the guy asks.

What's wrong with him?
My boy got hit with Schrodinger's compliment and now he's having a crisis.

by Mordenkainen November 13, 2020