bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

splorch

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!

I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.

by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003

Schplock

The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.

"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"

by Sam()() January 30, 2008

schplorf

meaning everyones favourite retard

yeah man thats schplorf

by schplorf March 27, 2019

Schorched Muffins

another meaning for "Sick Burn" or "Oh Snap"

boy-- aliens are organge
girl # 1--no they aren't, they are green

girl # 2--Oh schorched muffins

by Tishie-Poo December 9, 2008

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Schnorchelparty

(eng.: snorkel party) An especially dank gathering of the comrades for the act of THC consume. Originated from the word and synonym "Schnorchel" that is a tool for consumption, just like consumption is a tool for capitalsism. A "Schnorchel" is also used to dive.

Rüdiger:"Hey Lothar, did you see the urban dictionary definition of "the Snorkel"? These kind of definitions are complete bullcrap. down with the bourgeoisie. Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch! ("Proletarians of all countries, unite!")
Lothar:"Man you are making this Schnorchelparty even better."

by wissensfurz November 5, 2017