Spitting Biscuits

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

pants-shittingly awesome

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels

Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome

by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011

Shitting tile

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.

Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.

by kreegan July 25, 2011

Spitting Honey

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.

"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."

by Corndiggity July 11, 2017

Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.

Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

by Tommonz May 24, 2012

thrill shitting

When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.

" I caught a wretched thrill Shitting in the dorm restroom today."

by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017