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schwagola

Person A: Man do you smell that shit he is burning?
Person B: Yea bro, smells like some nasty ass schwagola.
by Fartface Shitdunk July 9, 2011
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.
Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.
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cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.
That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler
by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004
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Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person
I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird
by thejwitness July 18, 2009
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schnaggle

a vagina so rotten and hairy a nigger wouldn't live in it
you pull down her pants and her schnaggle pussy looks like a hairy venus fly trap
by brooke leightheiser November 5, 2007
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Schpackle

When you fill up a vagina, mouth, or anal cavity with jizz.
She is so fine , I want to schpackle her !
by Ropetoto January 29, 2017
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