Schock

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

schokoladexox

A Kpop fan page on TikTok who has the best personality, theme, and content

“Do you follow @schokoladexox? Yeah dude they’re so cool I’m even mutual with them 😎”

by everchuu July 4, 2021

Schodack

A place where the cows an buffalo graze the fields and they can be smelled through all of Town. All the roads are top notch offering various sizes of potholes and randomly turning to dirt. Schodack Town Hall is the tallest structure, though only on floor is used. Several police forces guard this town, though it has next to no crime. Shine Time Carwash is the epitome of the sprawling business section, and stands on the line of the better, East Greenbush. The elusive RYAN KELLY can be found here.

Reginold: Oy chap would you like to venture to Schodack?
Rupert: Sounds simply divine! Is there a lot to do there?
Reginold: Absolutely nothing!
(both share a laugh because it's so true)

by Jarzz April 29, 2009

Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

schmow

to make pelvic thrust, or any other sexually oriented act towards another in midair.

i.e. dry-humping someones leg

Dude Ethan just schmowed me!!!

Or

Shhh, I'm goin' to go schmow Duarte, someone take a picture!

by *B~E~N* August 6, 2008

Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)

Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!

by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017

Schoharie Pig Roast

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021