like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

The chooch and choochie show

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!

Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

by Mother choochie 🤠 March 11, 2021

schoochmaker

A person who is an idiot, asshole, fucker, dumb or anything else bad.

Cooper is such a schoochmaker, hes an idiot from faribault.

by CW Wolfe March 4, 2008

hoochie-schooch

to bump into someone, usually in a sexual way

Jonathan hoochie-schooched into Samantha.

Zachariah hoochie-schooch's with everyone in the school's hall.

Jesse has never hoochie-schooched a woman.

by Shiv Patel April 21, 2008

Schoolie Killer

A person who eats more than one tray of the New York City Department of Education free lunch.

Yo, Marlee and Jayden are being schoolie killers again.

by Marlipia November 25, 2019

Schoolie Killer

A person who demolishes the nasty free school lunch provided by the nycdoe leaving it nothing but a memory.

I entered the lunchroom, to my suprise seeing Jayden Browne, Keshawn Smalls and Tyler Thomas, all licking their plates and I asked, “why are you guys doing this”? They joyfully responded, “Because were schoolie killers”.

by Schoolie Police January 12, 2022

Choochie

When something is very cute, adorable, sad, loving, sweet, kind and thoughtful.

The young man helped the old woman across the street that was so Choochie.

by SlimShugga November 6, 2012