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Scholastitute

"Scholar" hired to validate the opinions and prejudices of his/her employers. A PhD of ill repute.
That think-tank is staffed entirely by scholastitutes.
I had such promise as a student; to think that I ended up as a scholastitute for a political campaign is almost too much to bear.
by Bellingson January 20, 2011
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scholaristic

To possess the qualities of a scholar
The student was very scholaristic in how he presented his project.
by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017
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scrotastica

a gay orgasim in volving tom cruse and george bush
dude did u just have a scrotastica

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by scrotoman January 14, 2011
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scholasticitis

A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of higher education, resulting in assholism, severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have eluded researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in one's production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease.

Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:
1. Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
2. Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.
3. Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.
That is one pretentious jerk, perhaps he suffers from scholasticitis.

Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis)
by Richard Dick Smithsonian III November 13, 2010
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scholassic

a bad uneducated guess that results in a disaster that usually will be remembered for years.
You should of seen the look on our boss's face when he made his scholassic screw up when he decided he knew best.
by Chris Kiefner December 6, 2006
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Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"
by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005
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Schlastic

The ability to stretch, especially in the vaginal area.
by Pathogen October 29, 2003
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