Schnarphf

1) The only word to ever exist in my own personal language,, the Schnarphf Schnarphf
2) Literally anything that isn't inappropriate.

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by Jeffbobjeff May 24, 2022

Blurble Schnarp

A word you say when you cant think of anything else to say. Basically its jibberish.

Boy: I love you
Girl: Blurble Schnarp!
Boy: Ok I get it, ill give you a bit of space
Girl: You just get me!
Boy: Blurble Schnarp

by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019

schwerpsing

to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you

Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!

by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009

schwerps

To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.

Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.

"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".

"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."

by kylere May 10, 2012

schnepp

The act of taking out the trash on somebody's face and/or chest.

Dude, I just Schnepped all over him.

by Chuch May 4, 2005

Schnerble

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.

Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?

by schnerblemack July 1, 2018

schnergs

plural of schnerg (aka. schnergburgler) literally meaning someone who, despite good intentions, is just not up to par.
(the surest sign of a schnerg is someone who does not realize they are one)

damn! that Simon and Beth are so annoying... i mean, they're nice enough, I guess, but they're total schnergs!

by gnomeking October 24, 2005