Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008

Schvitzing

Sweating, exhibiting perspiration.

Just came back from a walk, it's so hot and humid outside I'm schvitzing!

by Leopard Lady July 28, 2015

Schirtzinger

A Schirtzinger is a wonderful person who has the character of an angel, and happen to be extremly good looking. Although some may have horrible tempers with short fuses, they generally keep thier cool. They have a very big sense of humor, they will make you laugh til you can't anymore. They are loyal, trustworthy and and genuine. They love to love and be loved. Also, they are extremly protective over the people and things they care about or love. Schirtzinger's are not to be messed with. But give em' a chance. They WILL suprise you.

Was she a Schirtzinger?

by B-3@Zi July 29, 2011

Schmupping

The act of throwing half-used ketchup sachets onto old ladies' cars. The term is often used to refer to other condiments, although in its original intended form the term does not extend this far.

I can't believe those kids outside the church had the gaul to enter in to a round of schmupping after we so kindly offered them a meal.

by Woowoowoowoo December 13, 2009

schnitzing

Blowing a snot rocket onto the street.

Whenever I'm in Chinatown there's always a guy schnitzing on the street.

by Shecky Beagleman August 8, 2017

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012