schmurpht

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"

by RyanMeht May 13, 2006

Shmurp

A fuk Nigga. Someone who you just look at and say “Look at this dweeb.”

“Look at that shmurp, he look stupid.” “Look at those khakis, Shmurp looking ass.”
“Waddup Shmurp.”

by Riconani October 12, 2021

schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

schmup

Old-school horizontally or vertically scrolling 2D shoot-em-up computer game, such as R-Type or Gradius.

I like to play schmups, they're so simple and rewarding.

by neonwolf July 6, 2003

schmuppy

Yiddish for puppy

Good poo, schmuppy!

by reefanna January 16, 2009

Schmurf

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).

(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

by Weirdodude February 13, 2013

schmurr

a word used to reflect an emotion. in using different tones in the voice when saying this word you can create happy schmurr's, sad schmurr's or even drunken schmurr's !! schmurr is a term derived from the middle of the midlands and is becoming a national phenomenon reaching as far down as Bath.

oh nooo! ive lost my bootclip, schmurrrr!!!!

by charlooooooooooooo May 28, 2011