Schmancey

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

by Shinaenae December 7, 2010

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005

Schmuckdyke

A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.

Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.

by ThaChief July 22, 2005

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Schmucky

adjective - like a schmuck

While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.

by Wedding Video March 22, 2010

schminky

is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that now lives in Cardiff.

hey that schminky is a very strange alien.

by Proffesor Absynthia May 17, 2006