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Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.
Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis
by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019
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schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.
Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!
by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018
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Schmooie

A term of endearment for a child or loved one.
Grandma loves you schmooie.
by Natty1648 October 7, 2017
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schmogley

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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Schmoogie

Another slang word for a homie, or someone from ones home town who has grown up there and never left. Typified by hanging around on the streets, a bit rebellious, never really held down a job and has little aspiration to move away from their home town.
Dave will never leave, he is full blown schmoogie for sure.
by Ayerie April 24, 2021
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schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005
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