schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."

"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"

by Raychill3 October 16, 2009

Schmooglestein

A word used to describe love and affection for a special girl named Amrit

I love you so much SCHMOOGLESTEIN, I love you sooooo maaaaach

by Flairjordan23 April 23, 2022

Schmoogie Bear

A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.

Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!

by Schmoogz July 18, 2010

schmoogle

to finagle your way into something.

I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.

by malaylay March 15, 2009

schmojito

mojito for a schmo

Bartender: What can I get you?
Dork: I'll have what that schmo overthere is having
Bartender: One schmojito coming up

by jecmez September 7, 2009