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Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
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schnoodling

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.
Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.
by john crapper April 1, 2008
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schnoobling

To Get into other's buisness. To be Nosey.
Tyler was schnoobling around Spencer's private conversation.
by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008
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Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.
Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.
by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008
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Schnoodling

verb - 1. the act of 2 men one being circumsized and the other being uncircumsized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncircumsized penis over the circumsized mans penis and proform masterbation in turns of both penises at that same time.

crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"

noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.
1. "some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer butt sex"

2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."
by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009
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Schmidling

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
by schmidling September 11, 2012
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schnoodling

when two uncircumsized men stand facing eachother with thier penises touching and pull thier foreskin
Man1: Last nigh that schnoodling was great.
Man2: Yeah when we were rubbing our cocks
by THE HIGHLAND SCHIZO October 7, 2003
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