A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011
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(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
by Dudes23 May 3, 2018
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by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010
Get the Shmoobeing mug.The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.
by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006
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"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
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by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
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"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)
"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)
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by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010
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