schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Damn look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!

by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

[schmoodle]

(a)Anything you want it to be. (b)Has to be little.

I had a little schmoodle on my face after i was done my salad.

by rayrayraeraeh October 25, 2007

schmoodle

The act of being in a warm embrace with another significant someone on a soft surface.

I was schmoodling Lauren on the couch last night, when Maeve, Rachel, and Lexi walked in wanting to join the schmoodle session. And then we called up the rest of the cabin seven girls, so we waited for Hannah, Daphne, Marya, Hannah, Lily, and Gaby to show up. We sent the pictures to Meredith and Kelsey.

by Gray! October 18, 2008

Schmuddle

1. A small amount of

2. A form of open lesion found on the penis

1. I don't wanna get to drunk tonight so I'm only going to drink a schmuddle

2. I fucked J-Rock last night and now my dick is covered in schmuddles

by Jimmy "trigger" Potter August 5, 2008

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

Schmouldering

Where one is to get intoxicated on alcohol or other substances and act like a funny cunt and rage it up.

Hey John, let's schmoulder this weekend.
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.

I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!

Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.

Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..

by tga goon June 5, 2011

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009