Kathie Schmid

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)

The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.

by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005

schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Schmidt-Ing

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.

Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?

by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012

mike schmidt

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.

Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

by G-Fo June 29, 2006

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006

schmidlin

1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful

"All day, Johnny was being a schmidlin, sitting on the couch while Mary cleaned the house."

by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008

schmodied

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.

"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007